“I took the feedback Cara gave me in the Free Workshop, and ended up signing a client the very next day. I ended up paying for Business Witch before it even started!"
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-Â HANNAH, SOMATIC COACH & MENTOR
Being an anticapitalist entrepreneur might sound like an oxymoron… but if you feel the tension between wanting to create big impact and freedom with your work within a system you resent, it probably describes you.
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But it does not reflect most of the teachings you’ve seen about how to run an online business… especially in times such as these.  Capitalism exploits the labor of healers and marginalized folks, while simultaneously forcing us to earn enough to not only live within its constraints, but use its systems to find each other (hello Meta, cough cough).Â
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As a coach who started my working career in community mental health, and who has the aspirations of supporting my family and my community with a chronic medical condition and a deeply feminist ethos, I did not resonate with girlboss culture that is underpinned by the very systems of oppression I seek to help dismantle. So instead of increasing my rates again and again to chase the upper 1% for no other reason than that I thought they could afford it–I baked equity into my business model and made over 2.5 million dollars teaching other tender-hearted progressives how to thrive in their work in a world that makes that seem increasingly impossible.
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In this workshop I am going to give you all the tea about building a profitable service-based business model that aligns with your values. You’ll leave with tangible AF tools to approach marketing, sales, strategy and scaling with your feminist values.
“I had a sales call today & applied all the things you taught in the free workshop and we coached on money a ton and it was so powerful & I’m finally (after 4 years) starting to feel good and not icky or frozen / fleeing around sales and it's suuuchhh a game changer."
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- ANN, SEX COACH
If you’ve felt the quiet (or not-so-quiet) sense that what worked in 2021 or 2023, or even 2025 is just not doing what it used to in the online services space — you’re right.
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But it is a fallacy that people are not buying in this market – they just (rightfully) need more info conveyed in a value-aligned way so they can trust this work will work for them.
In February of 2026 I earned $108,500 in my business and have made at least $30k per month every other month this year.
But personally, I think the testament that people are still eager (and definitely need) support from people like you right now is better evidenced by my clients.
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So far in 2026 my clients:
- Have renewed at a rate of 88% (basically unheard of in our industry)
- Had their first 5-figure launch
- Tripled their business revenue within five months of working together
- Filled their client roster in six weeks
- Increased their conversion rate by 100%
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Join The Free Workshop Today
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Enter THE workshop to attend in this season of entrepreneurship:
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The Anticapitalist Entrepreneuer–because you can hate the system, but you deserve to thrive inside of it…and funding movements is how we build collective change.
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“Cara is amazing at what she does, she will tell you the truth, she will push back when it's needed and she will yield and give you space to process when it's called for. I highly recommend her for her expertise, her real-world advice, her compassion and her grit."
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- JENEVIEVE, REGENERATIVE BUSINESS COACH
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This live, two-day workshop is designed to help you move from:Â
➔ Unpredictable income, constant recalibration, and confusion of where to spend your time to ensure growth
➔ To clear, grounded business systems you can rely on that reflect your feminist ethos and your desire to actually serve your clients
What we will not be doing:
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✦ Tropey sales scripts
✦ Coercive urgency
✦ Or pretending capitalism doesn’t exist
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What we will be doing:
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✦ Learning about audience growth through the lens of community organizing (ie. How to create customers that love you the way I love Zohran Mamdani)
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✦ Understanding what builds a business that will withstand the test of the algorithm, late-stage capitalism, and the realities of your life–not just a way to make money from a launch and then have no meaningful method of maintaining your success…
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✦ Going over what works best for 2026’s digital marketplace. In the age of AI, ad-spend, and a constantly overwhelming newscycle, what actually reaches (and resonates) with your clients
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Who This Is For:
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This workshop is for you if you are a:
Coach, healer, facilitator, consultant, herbalist, acupuncturist, mystic, or other service-based professional offering transformational work.
And you:
- Want more reliable income without compromising your ethics
- Are tired of business advice that ignores systemic inequity
- Don’t believe raising rates is a universal solution
- Want space for higher-ticket work and accessible offerings
- Care deeply about who gets left out of the coaching economy
- Want to feel good about selling—and trust your income month to month
- Are a socialist who hates late stage capitalism but understand that you living off a martyr’s wage helps no one least of all you
- Are ready to do the work to scale in 2026, as long as that work doesn’t mean you have to become a girlboss marketing like a bro.
You don’t want a bigger business at any cost–you don’t even think billionaires should exist.
You want a better one.
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What You’ll Learn
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(Across 2 Live Sessions, with opportunities for coaching and winning 1:1 sessions with yours truly)
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What it actually takes to build sustainable online income in 2026
Not hype. Not hacks.
Clear insight into what’s working now for service-based businesses—especially in a fatigued, skeptical market.
(From someone who’s sold over $2M in coaching with sliding scale and payment plans–and made $300k in 2025- and helped 500+ feminist entrepreneurs do the same.)
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How to create offers people genuinely want to buy
We’ll dismantle:
• Ineffective marketing
• The real reason you didn’t get the launch results you wanted
• Bad advice (like cold DM strategies)Â
And replace them with:
• Market-responsive offers
• Business models that scale even in tough economies
• Structures that respect both your capacity and your clients’ realities
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Ethical pricing that doesn’t rely on “just charge more”
You’ll learn how to:
•  Price sustainably without offloading your income needs onto your clients
•  Use sliding scales that are actually profitable
•  Design offer ecosystems that include both access and stability
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A feminist approach to selling—without coercion or self-abandonment
Sales can feel:
•  Grounded
• Relational
• Honest
You’ll leave understanding how to sell in a way that makes you feel calm, clear, and resourced—not performative or depleted.
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How to build income that supports your sacred activism
Your business doesn’t have to be neutral to be sustainable.
We’ll explore how to:
•  Align your business with your values without turning it into unpaid labor
•  Build financial capacity that supports mutual aid, community care, and long-term impact
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A somatic lens for business growth
Learn how to tell the difference between:
•  A mindset block
•  A nervous system response
•  And a very real, valid reaction to risk, scarcity, or uncertainty
(Not everything needs reframing. Some things need support.)
 Burn It Down. Build It Better.
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Join me Live on May 12-13 2026
10–11:30pm PST / 1–2:30pm EST
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Free • Live • Practical • Values-Aligned
Because barely scraping by helps no one.Â
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One person who attends live each day will win a free 60 minute session with me. This workshop is an introduction to my course, the Feminist Business Framework – which is in my opinion the best business coaching program on the internet. But even if you end up not buying, you’ll leave with enough value that you’ll be glad you came and wanting to read everything about my work…so make it your business to attend live and get a palate cleanser in a culture that pretends spiritual bypassing is how you “make it”. Here, we do it differently, and you’re gonna be so glad you found me.
“Thirty seconds talking to you was worth ten times what I've invested elsewhere"Â
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- ERIN, SOMATIC PRACTITIONER