“I took the feedback Cara gave me in the Free Workshop, and ended up signing a client the very next day. I ended up paying for Business Witch before it even started!"
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-Â HANNAH, SOMATIC COACH & MENTOR
The online coaching world is collapsing under the weight of its own nonsense.
✨ Overpriced offers that don’t even work…
✨ Manipulative sales tactics dressed up as “empowerment”
✨ Coaches teaching what they did as if it should work for you just because it worked for them…in 2019
If you’ve felt the quiet (or not-so-quiet) sense of this isn’t working anymore — you’re right.
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This workshop is about burning down what’s broken and building something better in its place. Not only if you have been doing things like posting all the time with decreasing engagement or launching left and right to an audience as quiet as a bunch of crickets…but even if you’ve been selling for years but sense the market has changed and aren’t quite sure how your business needs to change with it. But you know it does because you want, nay need, nay deserveÂ
A business that:
- Generates reliable, sustainable income that actually funds your life
- Uses ethical pricing instead of pressure and coercion to convert customers
- Offers things people actually want to buy in 2026–and then sells them regardless of the economy or the sociopolitical landscape (without ignoring it!!)
- Doesn’t require you to override your values, body, or nervous system to succeed
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Enter the workshop to attend at the top of 2026:
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Burn It Down and Build It Better–not your business but the bad business practices we are leaving in favor of something that feels aligned and works for today’s customers.
“Cara is amazing at what she does, she will tell you the truth, she will push back when it's needed and she will yield and give you space to process when it's called for. I highly recommend her for her expertise, her real-world advice, her compassion and her grit."
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- JENEVIEVE, REGENERATIVE BUSINESS COACH
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This live, two-day workshop is designed to help you move from:Â
➔ Unpredictable income, constant recalibration, and confusion of where to spend your time to ensure growth
➔ To clear, grounded business systems you can rely on that reflect your feminist ethos and your desire to actually serve your clients
What we will not be doing:
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✦ Tropey sales scripts
✦ Coercive urgency
✦ Or pretending capitalism doesn’t exist
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What we will be doing:
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✦ Learning about audience growth through the lens of community organizing (ie. How to create customers that love you the way I love Zohran Mamdani)
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✦ Understanding what builds a business that will withstand the test of the algorithm, late-stage capitalism, and the realities of your life–not just a way to make money from a launch and then have no meaningful method of maintaining your success…
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✦ Going over what works best for 2026’s digital marketplace. In the age of AI, ad-spend, and a constantly overwhelming newscycle, what actually reaches (and resonates) with your clients
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Who This Is For:
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This workshop is for you if you are a:
Coach, healer, facilitator, consultant, herbalist, acupuncturist, mystic, or other service-based professional offering transformational work.
And you:
- Want more reliable income without compromising your ethics
- Are tired of business advice that ignores systemic inequity
- Don’t believe raising rates is a universal solution
- Want space for higher-ticket work and accessible offerings
- Care deeply about who gets left out of the coaching economy
- Want to feel good about selling—and trust your income month to month
- Are a socialist who hates late stage capitalism but understand that you living off a martyr’s wage helps no one least of all you
- Are ready to do the work to scale in 2026, as long as that work doesn’t mean you have to become a girlboss marketing like a bro.
You don’t want a bigger business at any cost–you don’t even think billionaires should exist.
You want a better one.
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What You’ll Learn
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(Across 2 Live Sessions, with opportunities for coaching and winning 1:1 sessions with yours truly)
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What it actually takes to build sustainable online income in 2026
Not hype. Not hacks.
Clear insight into what’s working now for service-based businesses—especially in a fatigued, skeptical market.
(From someone who’s sold over $2M in coaching with sliding scale and payment plans–and made $300k in 2025- and helped 500+ feminist entrepreneurs do the same.)
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How to create offers people genuinely want to buy
We’ll dismantle:
• Ineffective marketing
• The real reason you didn’t get the launch results you wanted
• Bad advice (like cold DM strategies)Â
And replace them with:
• Market-responsive offers
• Business models that scale even in tough economies
• Structures that respect both your capacity and your clients’ realities
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Ethical pricing that doesn’t rely on “just charge more”
You’ll learn how to:
•  Price sustainably without offloading your income needs onto your clients
•  Use sliding scales that are actually profitable
•  Design offer ecosystems that include both access and stability
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A feminist approach to selling—without coercion or self-abandonment
Sales can feel:
•  Grounded
• Relational
• Honest
You’ll leave understanding how to sell in a way that makes you feel calm, clear, and resourced—not performative or depleted.
05.
How to build income that supports your sacred activism
Your business doesn’t have to be neutral to be sustainable.
We’ll explore how to:
•  Align your business with your values without turning it into unpaid labor
•  Build financial capacity that supports mutual aid, community care, and long-term impact
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A somatic lens for business growth
Learn how to tell the difference between:
•  A mindset block
•  A nervous system response
•  And a very real, valid reaction to risk, scarcity, or uncertainty
(Not everything needs reframing. Some things need support.)
 Burn It Down. Build It Better.
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Join me live on Feb 2–3
11–12:30pm PST / 2–3:30pm EST
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Free • Live • Practical • Values-Aligned
Because barely scraping by helps no one.Â
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One person who attends live each day will win a free 60 minute session with me. This workshop is an introduction to my course, the Feminist Business Frameowrk – which is in my opinion the best business coaching program on the internet. But even if you end up not buying, you’ll leave with enough value that you’ll be glad you came and wanting to read everything about my work…so make it your business to attend live and get a palate cleanser in a culture that pretends spiritual bypassing is how you “make it”. Here, we do it differently, and you’re gonna be so glad you found me.
“Thirty seconds talking to you was worth ten times what I've invested elsewhere"Â
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- ERIN, SOMATIC PRACTITIONER