“Thirty seconds talking to you was worth ten times what I've invested elsewhere"Â
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- ERIN, SOMATIC PRACTITIONER
  In 2025 we all need permission to be ambitious and remember that a better future is possible AND we are the ones who will steward it. My mission as a Feminist Business Mentor is to help progressive service providers create the income their businesses need for success, stability and social impact, which is support we deeply need to be able to do this in late stage capitalism...Â
If you are a coach, therapist, healer, or online service provider who has never resonated with bro-marketing tactics or girl boss spiritual bypassing…but cares deeply about sharing your meaningful and important work into the world –
you need this class.
Sure, the online space has – and will continue to – change. And we are living through exceedingly, excruciatingly unprecedented times. But your clients still need you–probably more than ever.
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They are still out there. There are hundreds, nay thousands, of folks for you to work with. But doom scrolling on your phone while wondering why your daily posting strategy “isn’t working” is not how you help them, much less how you pay your bills or actually create a business and life you truly want. Â
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In two days I will teach you the most up-to-date strategies for business success AND the core methods that will keep any business in business regardless of the algorithm or economy.
This is not a “here’s what I did to make $2 million in business, so you should do it, too” class (though, yes, I have made that much). This is about real, time-tested, practical and applicable information ALL business owners need–but taught with an ethical, trauma-informed lens that will help you, as a tender-hearted progressive, succeed without compromising your values.

And if you come live you’ll be entered to win a free 1:1 session with yours truly.
Does this sound like you:
➤ You have launched or want to launch programs, 1:1 containers, masterminds, courses and memberships but you find yourself not knowing what to do and don’t want to cold DM people or speak endlessly into a social media void hoping to make a sale. Or maybe you’ve even been doing that and it is not fun…nor is it resulting in money.
➤ You desire abundance but don’t want to price out the very people you started your business to help by only selling high ticket services. (I have a million dollar business and I have ALWAYS had sliding scale)
➤  You aren’t sure how to spend your time in your business in order to create the clients/financial results you desire and often approach the time you’ve set aside to work on your business with the feeling of “Is this even going to get the results I want?"Â
➤ Your work is not generating a salary you can live off of in the way you wanted/planned, but you don’t know what to do about it.
➤ You’ve felt anxiety at the state of the world and don’t want to bypass the very real things happening right now. You also want to pay your bills and not feel stressed about if your business is going to be feasible…but you’re not sure what you should be doing to create actual growth
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If you said “yes” to any of the above, not only should you come to class on October 7 + 8…but you should thank the algorithm for sending you this page.
Here is what we will be covering in class:
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How to take traditional business advice and apply a feminist lens so you can market and sell ethically without preying on pain points and using coercive sales techniques.
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What actually moves the needle in business. Because posting into the void of social media every day is not making you money…but that sales page you made didn’t result in the client revenue you wanted either. I am going to teach you what works and how to apply it to what you do.
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How to charge a rate that will create the financial results you desire in your own life (you get to choose here, I am not deciding that amount for you) while not abandoning the communities that you wish to serve. Do real money mindset work here, not girl-boss pseudo spiritual bypassing your way to your first $100k month.
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Learn how to build the system that funnels people from out into the world into investing in your work in a sacred, value-aligned and intentional way. I am not going to teach you just what I do and how I do it, but how to modify it for yourself.
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Uplevel your perspective, because what worked in business in 2022 is not what works in business today–and that’s a good thing. Gone are the days of vague promises and programs that over-promised, but under-delivered. If you have potent work to share, people need you. I am going to teach you how to find them in the current economic and social climate.
My mission is to get the most marginalized among us resourced–financially, emotionally and spiritually. When we are connected, we fight back better. And when you are well resourced, we fund revolutions.
I am as woo as they come, but I reject bypassing and I don’t think you can manifest a million dollar mindset. Because your money mindset is a direct byproduct of your intersectional lived experience, and for some of us we have a lot more to overcome and consider than others. This can’t be bypassed, it must be tenderly and intentionally held.
As a Virgo I put the practical and tangible in business advice…and as a progressive, I know that embodying my values is the only way I can even have a business in this broken system.Â
So I became the coach I had wished I had had when I started–and I have helped thousands of feminists make bank. Want to become one of them?

Extra Hot Tea:
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When you sign up you’ll get the calendar invite and Zoom info straight to your email. Make sure you add this one to your calendar, because live attendees get entered to win a free session with me – ie 60-minutes of custom attention to your business/systems/strategy and mindset!Â
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This webinar is entirely free and even if you never buy a single thing from me it will be worth thousands in advice should you implement what I teach. That being said, I open the doors to my signature course during the call. I created a lower price offering that gives you all the sales, marketing, strategy and direct coaching support that is missing from certifications and costs a fraction of the price of 1:1 – plus you get to be coached by me 2x a week.
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“I took the feedback Cara gave me in the Free Workshop, and ended up signing a client the very next day. I ended up paying for Business Witch before it even started!"
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-Â HANNAH, SOMATIC COACH & MENTOR